Konrad

"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter can not be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."

Col. Jeff Cooper

The problem with working in the swap is that you invariably get slime between your toes.
Then, when you try to leave, everyone can see where you've been!